Chimp-feces

MAGNET

Chimpanzees, the closest cousin of mankind flings literal shit at others as a defence mechanism or simply cause they are bored. Mankind, the evolved version are a little more civilised than our cousins. We fling (mostly) metaphorical shit at others as a defence mechanism or simply cause we are bored too.

Why you should get this: 

1. For that person who throws shit around at other people cause they are bored. AKA the shit stirrers
2. For that person who throws shit at other people cause they have on expensive emperors clothing and cannot afford to launder clothes tainted with shit but feels the peasants clothes can be sacrificed
3. For the person who gives other people shit just cause they can. *nudge nudge, we all know who we’re talking about*
4. In conjunction with Kamikaze Ass-U-Me because if someones gonna throw shit at another, the other should take them down together.