Kamikaze Ass-U-Me

MAGNET

That friend/colleague that you have that you constantly find yourself glaring at every now and then because this person fully understands that misery loves company and you are his favourite companion (easiest target) in shitty times.

Why you should get this:

If you find yourself in this position yet unable to tell the person straight that you have no interest in being his companion in the shitty shituation with them, this magnet is the perfect gift. It says it all. And hopefully this person will get it.

Ways to use it:

1. During secret santa to send a not so subtle message annonymously
2. Slip it onto the persons desk when theyre not using
3. Give it to someone openly when you want company in a shituation you stirred yourself
4. Give it to someone who openly dragged you into the shituation he created
5. Give it to someone you know is a shit stirrers favourite companion so they can utilize it in the above ways
6. Any other way you can think of