Dodge Turdtle

MAGNET

We all know this one person who is an expert at dodging any trouble thrown in their way. Their noses are sharper than a guard dog in sniffing out danger. By the time danger truly presents itself they would have already taken all necessary precautions and covered their asses so well nothing can touch them. Leaving you to find yourself facing an impending shit storm alone.

Who should get this:

1. If you know someone who is like a ninja when it comes to dodging crap
2. If you have been a victim of a dodge turdtle before and you would like to learn a couple of skills from them