Velocicraptor

MAGNET

The velocicraptor is usually well loved in its natural habitat especially at events and parties as long as they come in small doses. Sometimes in serious meetings or when faced with tight time lines they morphe and become an assteroid hemorrhoid. There is only so much shit another person can take in a short amount of time.

Why you should get this: 

1. The velocicraptor usually appreciates appreciation shown for its crapping efforts. Giving this magnet to them would be sure to make their day
2. If the velocicraptor you have in your office is one which knows no bounds or limit, consider this a reminder to them about how the you really feel about them. Alternatively, you can also get it in conjunction with assteroid hemorrhoid for when it gets too much and they start becoming a massive pain in the ass instead.