Assteroid Hemorrhoids

$5.00

MAGNET

Because some people bring the same misery that fiery lumps of searing pain up the ass will give you. If you are OCD you may find this extra painful.

Why you should get this:

*To promote your own health. Bottling up such agony takes a toll on your own mental and physical health. Looking at this magnet may remind you to cut that lump.
To remind yourself that you can take steps to salve this annoying lump and you are not at the mercy of it
For your best friend cause they are always being annoying but they are the one exception you make allowances for
As a not so subtle hint to the person who is being a pain in your ass

*Disclaimer: All medical benefits deemed are placebo effects

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